Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wannas sexs uuuuu
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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