College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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