Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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