She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You pole danced in your parka.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
