I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
In the future we'll all be gay
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
