So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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