JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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