Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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