He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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