she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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