Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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