My brain says no but my pants say off.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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