You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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