kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
