awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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