Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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