You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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