i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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