ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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