I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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