She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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