i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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