dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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