farters have to be the big spoon...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
As shirtless as possible
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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