dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.