should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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