The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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