Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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