I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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