He kissed a someone with a penis
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
