the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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