matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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