this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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