no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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