we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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