do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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