Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I want her autograph on my taint
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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