So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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