Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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