Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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