i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How drunk are you?
Completed.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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