Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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