if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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