ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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