highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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