I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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