Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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