Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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