This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
