I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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