Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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