We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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