Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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