The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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